Office by Alex Penny
For fucking serious.
The first time, I’m going to be polite. ”Hey, could you maybe take your conversation to the bar? It’s making it hard for me to hear the band.”
The second time I’m going to say, “Dude, seriously, we’re here for the music not to hear about your cousin’s auto repair business.”
The third time it just becomes, “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
If we get to four? I lean in and whisper in your ear, in my sweetest, sexiest, voice, “I’m going to slit your throat and get off watching you bleed.” That always works because, Jesus, that blonde girl’s a fucking psychopath let’s get the fuck away from her and hide in the bar.
I have the best concert buddy.
Jeremy and Clark helping Cobie with her dress. It’s kind of hilarious, lol.
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Your nominated performance was such a delight for me to watch after a near 20 year career to see you get the chance to a level film and tackle the depth of character that complimented your abilities so, well, it just felt right. It really did, seeing that. (x)
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I know, B, I know.
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Captain America: First Vengeance #1
In the movie verse, Steve Rogers was born in 1918 to Sarah and Joseph.
Joseph Rogers was killed in action while serving as one of the 107th Infantry Regiment in the trenches of World War I.
In…
I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.
“Be safe out there!
I love you!Good luck.
-Coulson”
The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh
OMG this is so precious. And Steve’s face! <3
Yeah, I’m never gonna get over these things.
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